weekend vampire
(noun) – a teacher who, during last period on a friday, -ssigns a project or a sh-tload of homework due next monday, effectively killing any chances of having fun during the weekend.
david: man this weekend is gonna be crazy! ready to rock bro?
bro: nah man, my history teacher gave me a long -ss project due monday.
david: d-mn, sucks to be you!
bro: yeah, mrs. karla is a real weekend vampire!
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