weekend widow
a woman, married or in a relationship, who is left alone on a weekend. often caused by the work or work travel schedule of a significant other, this state of “temporary widowhood” occurs on weekends, when most couples normally expect to have the opportunity to be together.
male version: weekend widower
with her husband’s work schedule taking him out of town friday through sunday, mary’s weekend widowhood allowed her to catch up on her nights out with the girls.
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