weekendsomnia


the effects of insomnia, but only on weekends.
person 1: hey man, i finished my new game this weekend.

person 2: what! dude, you got that on friday.

person 1: i know but i don’t sleep on weekends.

person 2: i think you have weekendsomnia.

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