Weekly World News
weekly world news is a black and white journal of information and opinion pulished each monday.
on rare occasions weekly world news will publish a story that is true. also, in every issue, there is a page of trivia that is not falsified.
weekly world news has it’s own mascot, a bat child that was found 2 miles underground by explorers. dubbed “bat-boy”, he alledgedly has his own off-broadway musical.
although 99.9% of this tabloid paper is false, it’s stories can be quite humorous to read.
“jane told me about that angel shot down by u.s. troops”
“where’d she get that from?”
“weekly world news”
a newspaper that, while intensely hilarious, will probably lower your iq 2 points per page.
me love read weekly world news.
apparently the most widely-read magazine in the world. each article is a beautifully crafted work of fiction, that only senile old people or the truly gullible believe. it is genius. pure genius.
“bat boy fights terrorism with a magic sword”
the funniest newspaper ever. sure, the stories are a bunch of bullsh-t but it’s so funny.
i love reading weekly world news!
it’s all true!! in fact, i’m an alien sent to teach you humans the futility of your so – called ‘civilization!!’
take me to your leader, first, though.
i’m an alien, and i write the articles in weekly world news
ironically, weekly world news possesses more truth than other sources of news. such as “the fox news channel”. possibly remembered mostly by their mascot, bat-boy. the magazine is probably at your local grocery store.
girl: “who do you believe has a stronger possibility of disputing truthful statements? a satirical news reporter for ‘weekly world news’ who says bigfoot is real, or h-m-phobic, neo-n-z-, ann coulter on ‘the o’reilly factor'”?
guy: “this satirical news reporter isn’t bill o’reily, right?”
girl: “right.”
guy: “oh, thank god! the satirical news reporter without the slightest bit of hesitance!”
a newspaper that has the most controversial topics immaginable. they are so “out-there,” that no one even believes them. they are all the real odd happenings in the world, condensed into one newspaper.
you think the weekly world news lies?well bat boy is my cousin.
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