weenie beenie
a condem; anything used to stop the flow of s-m-n into the female’s genitalia
c.j. asked me if i had a weenie beenie he could have, because ashley was coming over that night to visit.
a latex condom used for all kinds of crazy sh-t
“i’ll be d-mned if i f-ck that hooker without a weenie beenie1”
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