Weeping Tom
a person who cries/weeps when made to watch people (usually their parents or other elders) engage in s-xual intercourse. during s-xual relations, weeping toms are pr-ne to episodic crying and/or eretile dysfunction and/or female pattern v-g-n-l dryness.
“i thought this guy was different, but right in the middle of a sweet bl-w j-b, he goes soft and starts bawling. it turns out his folks used to make him watch their gang bangs, and he’s still not over it. why do i always have to end up with the weeping toms?”
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