Weighted dildo raping machine
self-explanatory, it’s going in one hole or another… there is no stopping it
timmy: where is my weighted d-ld- raping machine?
kelsey: i am using it right now, i will give it to you when i am done.
timmy:i need it tomorrow because my friends are coming over tomorrow and we are going to experiment.
sandra: sounds fun, you will need to buy new batteries, because i have been using it all day.
timmy: oh how did that go?
sandra: it went well, it was running all day…
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