weiner police


an imaginary police force whos sole responsibilty is to steal the weiner of unsuspecting men not guarding their weiners. not kewl.
“hey joe, why are your hands down your pants?”
“ricky don’t you know about the weiner police? if you don’t protect your weiner, they will just sn-tch it up!”
“oh boy! i’ll certainly guard them from now on. thanks joe!”

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