weiner towel
the towel hanging in somebody’s bathroom that has obviously been used. since you don’t know if they’ve used it to dry off after a bath, you have to -ssume it’s touched their privates.
since there were no guest towels after washing my hands in the guy’s bathroom, i had to use the weiner towel that was hanging in there to dry them off.
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