weinmanned
the culmination of an all day drinking event that includes a professional sporting event with tailgating (shots of alcohol are required), and an extended stay at a strip club resulting in loss of good judgment followed by days apologizing to your significant other. some common side effects are waking up the next morning not knowing where your car or phone is, extreme cotton mouth, several trips to the bathroom before you’ve had your morning coffee, trouble standing in the shower due to having a bac still over the legal limit, and a bedroom filled with the stench of rum, cigarette smoke, and stripper salt.
we left for the eagles game at 8:00 in the morning and didn’t get home until midnight. when i woke up i didn’t have my car or my phone. all i need to do is look in the parking lot for my pile of puke and my car should be next to it. d-mn did i get weinmanned yesterday.
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