weinus

skin under ur elbow
u ya u b-tch let me see ur weinus
the loose bit of skin on the end of your elbow
“why are you licking my weinus?”
an organ consisting of both a weiner and an -n-s, usually found on small transvest-tes or other creatures of the blended-gender society. coming into contact with such a specimen usually confuses the observer, releasing foul blackish-brown gas from its pores, which in turn leads to pure disgust, blindness, seizures, and finally, spontaneously combusting.
“hey joe, what the f-ck is that?”

“… i dunno man, looks kinda like a… is that p–p… and a p-n-s??”

“oh man, is that one a those -gulp-… weinuses?”

“f-ck if i know, let’s get the h-ll outta here.”

scraaarrrblllllofffaaammmgfhagt!!@#!@!$!

“ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! joe! you were always my best friend, even after katey and you… i’m sorry that i reacted how i did…”

“no harry, i owe the apology. i ruined your family’s life, your dog’s life, and even yours. see you on the other side good friend”

“it was a pleasure…”

blllaafflllgaaghtthvhafaaallooopppiaaaantuubee!!!!!!noooooo not the gases!!!! wwaarf! warf! guhhuhhhhhhhhhh…….
pr-nunciation: ‘we-nus
function: noun
usage: often attributive
etymology: middle english, from latin pr-ckus maximus
1 a : a highly irritable soft white domestic male (pussus whoopus) closely related to the common spineless rat (rodentus stinkus).
kevin dagget sales consultant master is a weinus.
a very small schl-ng
ha ha, look at jim’s weinus. oh no wait… you can’t – where the microscope?
a slang for p-n-s and not the skin on your elbow.
“haha! you got hit in the weinus!” said joe to ted.
the area between the wiener and the -n-s
“if i was a girl, i would have a v-g-n- instead of a weinus”

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