Weird Al Spankovich
euphemistic. same as ‘shake hands with tommy tank’ or ‘making love to madame palm and her five lovely daughters’ or even ‘i’m going to do a barclays’
son: don’t come in mum, i’m trying to meet weird al spankovich.
mum: are you f-cking w-nking in that bathroom again?
son: maybe. (ughhhhhgggh.)
mum: well hurry the f-ck up, i need to sh-t as well and your dad’s downstairs f-cking your sister in the other toilet.
son: what?
mum: what?
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