Weird of the day
daily handpicked words on definithing.com. these chosen words are admittedly clever, but are marked by the fact that no one actually uses these words in real life. probably just some bored schmuck noticed a pun and then reverse created a definition that sort of fits.
easily identified by being an entry with just one definition, though, inexplicably, it is popular enough to make the front page.
samantha: “i’m in such a ‘manager trois’ that my ‘bio-illogical clock’ is stressing me out! i need some ‘boytox’ or at least to indulge my ‘netaflixia,’ stat!”
jessica: what the h-ll are you talking about?
samantha: oh don’t you read the definithing.com word of the day? i do and i am so cool because of this simple fact
jessica: you’re not as cool as you think–those are just “weirds of the day”
me: poo parkour? blogosfear? medd? who picks these things? what a weird of the day.
for further examples, see this post.
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- werewolf sex
used as a term, thrown out of thin air to express that which is kinky and s-xual. man that b-tch is steamy. i wish she would tie me up and beat me with chains for my pleasure….werewolf s-x!
- wescentric
of or relating to wes blaylock of indie band deas vail. typically used to describe something revolving around wes himself. “yeah, i listening to deas vail all day. it was pretty wescentric.”
- Wet Sherman
upon reaching climax (usually by hj or bj) a man sticks the tip of his still wet p-n-s into his partner’s ear. similar to the manor one would give a “wet w-lly” with their finger. usually deemed disrespectful. tom was a real jerk. he gave bonnie a wet sherman after she blew him.
- whack-off olympics
when more than one males (excluding females) compete in games concerning the -j-c-l-t–n of s-m-n. no female spectators are allowed at these events. david marcus was disqualified from the wack-off olympics for using performance enhancing drugs. however, he got gold in the smallest p-n-s event.
- What's That Face ?
the parent friendly version of the true meaning of wtf. boy: “wtf, im so bored right now !” dad: being nosey & reading son’s text “boy, what does ‘wtf’ mean ? boy: “uhm, what’s that face ? duh…” dad: oh okay.