Weird Rash
sudden, itchy, scratchy, flaky,scaley,oozy, burny, sea sh-ll-like, smelly -n-l herpes.
as in a patient speaking with his doctor, “”doctor, it’s itchy, scratchy, flaky, scaley, oozy, burny, and sea sh-ll-like. it came on suddenly and there’s an awful smell, what can you do about this weird rash?””that’s not a weird rash, that’s -n-l herpes…look at all that razzamatazz.”
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