weird shit-o-meter
a phrase made popular by will smith in “men in black”,which can be used to decribe one’s reaction to a strange situation.
even after i smoked a bowl of marijuana during the movie “eraserhead”,it still ranks about a 9.5 on the weird sh-t-o-meter.
(n) a measure of how peculiar something or someone is.
that guy with the split tongue is offscale on the weirdsh-tometer!
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