Weird Uncle
that creepy b-st-rd who never got married and scares the sh-t out of other family members. he usually has a unibrow, 1970s style big gl-sses, a toupee, and is really short. often seduces young children and makes movies of the experience in his bas-m-nt. also known as the black sheep in some cases
when i was but a wee lad, my weird uncle andre took me to a baseball game. then he took me home and made a video of me naked with a monkey in his bas-m-nt. i rather enjoyed it then, but now i’m as scared as h-ll of that sick b-st-rd…well, at least i was before he got sent to prison and g-ngb-nged.
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