Weirs


a pair of very short shorts worn by a male in the style of grateful dead guitarist bobby weir. preferably with “ranger rick” style pockets on the side, but plain khaki will suffice. normally attired during the summer months and accompanied with a tank top.
friend 1: hey dude, check out these new shorts. good thing i have tan thighs.
friend 2: totally, sweet pair of weirs!
1. bob saget and charlie sheen’s love child. thinks of himself as james dean or clint eastwood but, in reality, he’s more like skippy from family ties.

2. commonly referred to as “pigboy”. pulls everyone in a 30 foot radius to the ‘dark’ side.

3. one who moans when eating. would swear he’s making love to his food.
although strives to be a gary, weirs can only serve as a wingman to a gary’s total awesomeness.
an extremely attractive name for a girl
wow! that girl looks like a weir.
1.to look directly at something, to look around the corner; popular in richmond
yo foo, whatchu weirin at homeboy
slang/abbreviation for weird.
hey nicole, did you see that giant trebuchet being built near the high school? it’s weir.
a person who tells
glashten vince and others to go f-ck themselves

when they say he likes too grope fat.
has a giant p-n-s.
if you are a weir your not a glashten
a canadian person who has a fetish for robust women; a person with an unsatiable desire to touch and grope fat.
“look at that weir with that huge-ss mother!”

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