Weldon
a fancy 6-letter middle name sometimes given to enhance a common male first name
joe “hey, my name is joe.”
jessica “what’s your middle name?”
joe “weldon.”
perfect example of the ghetto, weldon is a small -ss town with small -ss houses and a very large crime rate.
sam- omg! they are throwing rocks at us!
ashley- oh sh-t! i knew we shouldve stayed on the highway.
^^what happens when you take shortcuts in weldon
an area close to the water or well. any body of water.
also a males name.
let’s go down there, it looks like there is a weldon in that area.
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