Welfare Juice


a highly sweetend drink usually bought at convienience stores for .99 cents a gallon. it consists of mainly water, sugar and some fruit flavor. also, the amount you drink seems to be disproportionate to the amount in the jug.
guy 1: dude, i’m thirsty, but i only have a dollar.
guy 2: let’s get some welfare juice at the local convieniece store.

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