Welfare Kids


a term i coined personally during my time playing call of duty: black ops. (aka: christmas kids.)

this is a derogatory term used to express hatred towards split-screeners during online multi-player. as most cod gamers are aware, split-screeners are usually horrible and do more harm than good in any game type.

the meaning behind “welfare kids” is that the majority of split-screeners (some, not all) cannot afford their own ps3 or xbox, so therefore in order to enjoy the cod experience, they play on their friend’s console in split-screen. its highly ironic though in some situations that the second player does better than the first player.

i, personally, have yet to play a round in tdm (etc) where a welfare kid has been on top at the end of a match. (one exception, college buddies of mine in fl were playing in the others dorm room and were split-screen playing, in which case they both did considerably well since they usually kick @$$ solo.)
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