Welfare Nachos
homemade microwaved nachos made of corn chips, freshly shredded cheese (preferably gov’t cheese), and any leftover scr-ps that compliment the meal. the cheese usually turns rock hard if not consumed within minutes.
me: “baby can you make me some welfare nachos?”
wife: “i would but we’re out of government cheese.”
me: “d-mn!”
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