Wellington
the capital of new zealand. not as preppy as christchurch but not as stuck up as auckland. population is over 400,000. the weather is very harsh especially the wind. probably well known for the beehive and the fact that their rugby team gets their -ss kicked by every single time.
aucklander: holy sh-t i just saw a cow fly past me!!
wellingtonian: meh…
the capital of new zealand. known as the coolest little capital in the world. often windy and stunning on a good day
boring person: i live in a capital city
coolest person: i live in wellington nz
capital city of new zealand, also known as wellywood due to it being the home of weta studios (special effects geni behind lord of the rings and king kong).
wellington has some of the coolest graffiti in the world due to its political nature.
lots of hills, good for keeping pedestrians fit.
my thighs are so toned coz i just spent 2 weeks making a short film in wellington
the act of forcing a females hand upon your own crotch in the attempt to receive a hand job, all without prior touching, kissing, or foreplay of any kind.
female 1: last night he gave me a wellington.
female 2: what? no t-tty or -ss grabbing, whatsoever?
female 1: nope, just a straight wellington.
place. only the best city in new zealand! struth! from the beehive-shaped legislative buildings to the furnicular railroad that takes you down to the cricket rink there is little about wellington that won’t stop your heart with its grandeur.
taken off the natives by enterprising europeans in the seventeenth century, wellington was rapidly developed into a pasture for sheep.
rugby is played a bit but the terrain isn’t really favourable and the people are more likely to follow lawn bowling or rounders.
wellington is nearly as pretty as christchurch and, with a good bit of work, could be as interesting as auckland.
without the first-cl-ss rugby.
right.
stoic fellow that asks very random questions. tends to make people laugh and is really tall. practices abstinance not by choice, but because no one wants to have s-x with a wellington. also is very theatrical and sp-nky. when he does have s-x he prefers the eiffel tower position with another guy… usually his roommate.
you have to really try hard to have another wellington night.
a wide, gaping v-g-n-, reminiscent of a trusty rubber boot.
given that sandra was sporting a wellington, bernard was left with only a shallow suspicion that he was in fact having s-x.
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