Wellsie
derived from the activities of loudmouthed, c-ckney, s-xist, racist, tactless, west ham loving alcoholic.
often seen masquerading himself as a sales exec and with delusions of management skills.
someone pr-ne to extended periods of absence from place of employment followed by highly creative excuses. usually after payday or westham games.
to pull a wellsie.
wait until pay day. ideally close to a west ham game.
get totally blotto and maybe get into a fight.
dont phone in sick the first day. instead use this time to think of an ellaborate excuse to use on your glorious return to work.
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