Welsh
a race that is misunderstood by their neighbours the english due to their craftiness and intelligence. the english call the welsh sheep-sh-ggers due to an old trick used by the welsh against their gullible english neighbours in medievel times, when the english had a nasty habit of f-cking sheep. when wales adopted english law they noticed the penalty for sh-gging a sheep was less than stealing one (due to the english’s habit) so whenever they were caught stealing a sheep they would instead say they were planning to f-ck it instead to avoid the fine.
therefore there is a very long list of crimes involving welshmen sh-gging sheep, although it is only the english who would actually ever f-ck a sheep, it is just another example of the welsh tricking the english once again.
englishman “you are going to have your hand chopped off with an axe because you stole a sheep.”
welshman “i was infact taking the sheep to f-ck.”
englishman “oh, thats good then our law endorses sheep sh-ggers. you will only have to lose a finger.
a beautiful, and cultured people, who although live on a tiny part of the british isles, have a colourful, interesting, and varied backround.
the welsh suffered badly at the hands of the english, during the times of rulers such as edward longshanks, and even had their language ruled as illegal. ( cos the stupid git didn’t have the intellect to learn the language, and as many overstuffed, self righteous englishmen, thought everyone was talking about him.)
the welsh are proud, hardworking, and have survived, and will continue to survive any adversity.
the welsh now have a government of their own, ( which, granted, is pretty sh-t at the moment) but is a step in the right direction. despite all that has been done to try and break the welsh spirit, they have battled on, and are now a recognised country in their own standiing again.
sadly, there are still a few pathetic pretend irishmen, like the one who has left a comment just above, who think that because their very distant ancestors had a rough time, everyone else should feel sorry for them, and pay their way for them for the rest of their lives, just because a very small minoroty of them didn’t have the guts to hold on to their heritage. pikey.
example of a welsh person?
proud
happy
hardworking
honest
sincere
rugby loving
hard drinking
…………….f-ck it, me.
g-ds along with the irish. the welsh and irish kick -ss and if you don’t like that f-ck off!
the welsh dont always love sheep!
a race of people who are discriminated against by the english. a proud (sometimes stubborn) clever people who live in wales. because of poverty and discimination, many welshmen herd sheep, farm, or mine. in america, welsh immigrants are renown miners and and hardworkers, especially in western pa. never call a welshman a welcher, or he’ll kick your -ss. never call a welshman english, or he’ll kick your -ss. the english discriminate against annd think they are better than the welsh, so the welsh don’t like the english. the welsh love shepards pie!
the welsh are incredibly intelligent! f-ck yeah!
people who live in the small country wales which is in britain. welsh peple are usually honest friendly people who like the sport rugby. in wales some gardens have sheep in them.
“are you english”
“no i live in wales so im welsh”
it’s like belonging to any nationality.
you are proud to be where you are from, you have love for your country and long for it’s comforts. the welsh come from many traditions and patriotism is one of the oldest. and we have every right to be patriotic. we are a strong princ-p-lity, despite the discrimination we face not just from out brother and sister neighbouring countries but by our government. one of the oldest languages in europe and the first people in britain and we’re still alive and fighting. that is something to be proud of.
i truly love my country. i am proud of everything it possess and stands for. freedom. unity. patriotism. talent. love. and i may travel and move away from home, but i will never forget the land i came from because, to me, it’s the perfect home.
if being welsh makes me a sheep sh-gger, a miner, an idiot with a stupid accent, gullible, thick and a down right fool then i proudly accept all of those stereotypes because i will never deny my root or what people believe to be my roots. i know different, and that’s all that matters 🙂
be proud to wave the flag of whatever country you are from 🙂
a cultured race of good people who keep getting put down by -sshole englishmen. now, let me tell you right now, not all welshmen hate the british. that is a stereotype. but a lot of british do hate the welsh, as you can see by all those unprovoked sheep-“sh-gging” jokes.(haha. sh-gging. that’s so f-ckin british. what’s the matter, “f-ck” is too strong for you “well-bred” english?) i was flying on an airplane once, having a nice conversation with this british woman for most of the flight. then i tell her i’m welsh, and what does she do? she says, “oh, that’s too bad.” and she doesn’t speak to me the rest of the flight. whatever. i guess every race has it’s -ssholes. oh, and not all welsh people tend sheep and mine, and like shepards pie. but i’ll admit, a lot do.
if you’re welsh, don’t back down to those b-st-rds with their f-ckin’ old as sh-t sheep jokes. just make something of yourself, and prove them wrong. i just realized that other welsh guy is from philly, too. represent the philly welchers!
←
Read Also:
- Vagenda
vagenda: (origin, fringe, walterism) from – v-g-n- agenda (n.) the act of fooling a man into thinking you’re his girlfriend, while his real girlfriend is trapped in another universe, by using your v-g-n-, so you can steal valuable information and ancient pieces of technology. he fell right into her vagenda! using your feminine wiles to […]
- mimes
mimes are a bunch of c-ck smoking b-st-rds! whoever decided that we should pay people to say nothing and go around annoying people should have a hot poker shoved up their -ss! when the mime tried to pull that “i’m stuck in a box sh-t” i kicked him directly in the t-st-cl-s. mime! originating in […]
- lol theory
the theory that the internet phrase lol,meaning “laugh out loud”, can be placed at any part in any sentence and make said sentence lose all credibilty and seriousness. ex 1 doc: we need to operate on your colon lol, you have cancer. ex 2 jesus: take this all of you and eat it, it is […]
- Spontaneous Erection Syndrome
spontaneous erection syndrome, sometimes called ses, is a disease that most men suffer from. it is a disease where a man will spontaneously get an erection, while not aroused. ses usually occurs in a situation where the sufferer could either become embarr-ssed, or possibly look h-m-s-xual. tim: dude! how’d you get a b-n-r? we’re watching […]
- AIDs Farm
a place were a lot of gay people hang out and spread aids to each other. hey you want to go with me to that elton john concert?” “na that sounds like an aids farm.