Wend

a word blend, a colloquial term for a portmanteau. the word “wend” is itself a wend using “word” and “blend.”
s-xual & exploits – s-xploits
spoon & fork – spork
chinese & english – chinglish
gay & dad – gad

jack: my dad is gay.
andy: you mean you have a gad?
jack: haha! yes. that was a good wend.
traditionally, the english term “wend” referred to any west slavs who lived as a minority in german-majority areas.

nowadays the term is used to refer to the sorbs, who are a west slavic people that inhabit parts of the german states of brandenburg and saxony. the term is not nowadays used to refer to poles, czechs or slovaks who have migrated to germany, nor to their descendants.
the texas wends are a group of people descended from a congregation of approximately 588 sorbian/wendish people under the leadership and pastoral care of john kilian, who emigrated from lusatia (part of germany) to texas in 1854. their major settlement is the town of serbin.
short-term for wendy’s used only by hard-core wendy’s-goers.
“dude, you wanna go to wends later?”
“yeah man, we’ve only gone twice so far today! i’m totally craving a spicy chik!”
a ‘wend’ is the average weekend (sat-rday and sunday). it is abbreviated slang for weekend and is mainly used in chatrooms or instant messaging for convenience and speed.
chat on msn:

tim: “hey man what u doing this wend”
anth: “reading a book on corpsman”

chat in-game:

socalledfreeman: “god im pwning today, what r u doing this wend”
maxpain008: “you don’t want to know”
weekend, stretching from 5pm friday until 8am monday.
a boat-job makes a perfect wend.