Wendy’s Hot and Juicy
1. in the carefree days of 1969, before political correctness reared its ugly head, marketing genius dave thomas founded the wendy’s hamburger chain, originally called “wendy’s hot and juicy”. dave’s enterprise rode this monicker to national fame, but later changed the name to “wendy’s old-fashioned hamburgers” for undisclosed reasons. personally, i think it was a bad marketing decision. after all, doesn’t “wendy’s hot and juicy” conjure up the quaint image of innocent little red-haired wendy and her hot, juicy merchandise? i bet you’re getting hungry just thinking about wendy’s hot and juicy.
2. p-ssy. how some people get from hamburgers to p-ssy i’ll never know. the world is full of sickos.
let’s go get some of wendy’s hot and juicy!
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