wentz
replacement of any insult in the english language: idiot, moron, dumb-ss, jerk, douche, sh-thead, etc. unflattering reference to pete wentz, b-ssist of fall out boy. coined by posters at the popular blog the hater, featured on the onion av club.
“oh my god, sarah, you forgot to do the homework -again-? you’re such a wentz.”
can also be a verb (“he really wentzed it up this time!”) or an adjective (“that girl is such a wentz-face!”).
this phrase is used by a group of fall out boy fans. it refers to the b-ssist and lyricist peter wentz. when upset wentz is known to write lyrics into a blog. the phrase is used when in an emo mood.
my whole family just died in a horrific accident. i’m going to have a wentz.
dear diary,
what you do on your own time’s just fine.
my imagination’s much worse, i just never want to know.
what meant the world imploaded faded and demoted
all my oxygen to product gas and suffocated my last chance
-wentz-
another word for taking a poo.
also coincidentally the last name of fall out boy member peter lewis kingston “pete” wentziii
oh dude my stomach is cramping i gotta go take a wentz!!
modern day chachi
he ya wentz, we’re trying to watch the game, quit playing the jukebox.
wentz (verb): to penetrate, -j-c-l-t-, and procreate
‘he wentzed me’
‘oh noez! i’ve been wentzed’
‘we were wentzing all night’
a whiny little nothing master; a b-tchboy; an utterly fatuous d-ckweed who suggests that they simply want to live their life and not be criticised all the while shoving there inconsequential and generally annoying presence up everyone’s -ss, ad nauseum.
although he/she professes the opposite, a wentz thinks he/she is a special, delicate flower that wilts when unloved.
guy: my brother is a total wentz
girl: oh my g-d, that is awful.
guy: yeah, he b-tches and cries nonstop; also, he regularily urinates himself when challenged. in short, his s-xual ident-ty is malformed and he therefore suffers many emotional and egotistical neuroses.
girl: where does he go to school again?
guy: stanford, obviously.
meaning p-n-s, :d comming from fall out boy’s b-ssist pete wentz, when his nude pictures of himself playing with….himself, were leaked onto the internet
you know that kid dustin? he has a huge wentz!
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