were-cow
a creature that is both a cow and a horse and can change form between them at will. a scourge to western ranchers were-cows are not tasty, fun to ride, or produce milk. they also have been known to develop a taste for human flesh, and are deadly in both cow and horse form. were-cows can change both cows and horses into were-cows by there bite. were-cows are spreading. beware the were-cow menace.
“hey, wasn’t that cow a horse earlier.”
“keep your distance… that isn’t a cow, it’s a were-cow”
a seemingly ordinary woman who morphs into a horrible monster once a month.
er… i’d better be going now, i have to get home befor it turns into a werecow
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