Wesley Snipes
the blackest man alive
i’m serious, wesley snipes really is the blackest man alive.
the absence of light; very dark
mike, you should really turn on your headlights, it’s getting wesley snipes out here.
performing a daring maneuver in any situation in which a daring maneuver is completely and utterly unnecessary.
alex: yo man you cant stop that, i just pulled a wesley snipes.
rob: dude, that was the lamest sh-t i think i’ve ever seen.
scott: alex, you have smoked yourself r-t-rded.
a famous actor who grew up in south bronx. he’s a bad -ss action star with many martial arts awards, black belt three times over in jiu jitsu and jeet kun do. he has stared in such moves as p-ssenger 57, blade, the art of war, demolition man, and p-ssenger 57. he will be best remembered for his role in new jack city with co-star dusty snipes of icelandic fame.
“did you see blade? the dodge charger that wesley snipes drives is such bad-ssical baddage!”
the answer to every trivia question that appears on the movie screen before they actually start the film at your local movie theater.
trivia question: “what actor battled the t-1000 in terminator 2?”
some ignorant fool: i think it’s that new governor, in california, arnold sch….”
2 bad-ss brothers: shut up, fool! it’s so wesley snipes; it’s gotta be!
the answer to any question known to man.
some dude: yo man, whats 2 + 2?
some other dude: wesley snipes
1. a horizontal line cut in “body hair” that resembles wesley snipe’s hair.
2. an action pertaining to wesley snipe, since he is big and intimidating.
1. while tr-mm-ng my lower afro patch, i decided to wesley snipes that sh-t.
2. i wesley sniped that b-tch at the club last night in the parking lot.
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