Wesleyan University


wesleyan university is a small liberal arts college located in middletown, connecticut. founded in 1831 by methodist leaders, wesleyan prides itself in providing a place for gay men in prom dresses and women with mustaches to roam the hillsides free of ridicule or embarr-ssment. with the exception of a handful of extremely attractive, intelligent, and relatively “normal” individuals, most students at wesleyan are social outcasts, or techies, who take refuge in the university’s open-minded, sunshine bathed, rainbow draped, “hurt me not my tree” philosophy.
tim: “yo, i visited wesleyan university last week, and this dude tried giving me a bl-wj-b!”
hank: “that was a chick.”

tim: “yo, i visited wesleyan university last week and this dude tried giving me a bl-wj-b!”
hank: “yea, that dude was gayer than aids.”

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