Weslo


a player and a total dude. loves to spontaneously burst into flames and launch meteors into people’s eyes. can be easily spotted by his hobbity jew-fro and shirtlessness. other super powers include being able to eat lethal doses of spicy curry and making friends with indian gods.
“you saw a guy napping in the fireplace? it was probably weslo…better shield your eyes.”

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