west ham united football club
quite possibly the 52nd biggest london club. pretty certain they should still be playing sunday league football on hackney marshes. they are sometimes an improved team on the pitch when they have andy carrol on loan from the local hospital.
there is major concerns over the fruit salad bowl they will never fill up apparently becoming a library on match days. also have the gayest song anyone has ever heard on the terraces. we forever blowing…. oh do me a favour and self harm yourselves.
west ham united football club should take up table tennis
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