West Linn High School

the local high school for west linn, oregon.
while a lot of the students are particularly wealthy, very few of them actually brag about it, as everybody seems to exaggerate. the people who usually write these definitions are usually the rich sn-bby types who get arrested for doing extremely stupid things and then wondering why.
the teachers are actually very good, but some students (see above) dislike them simply because they openly oppose them.
there are some really cool people at this school, though, amid the crowds of students. though there are quite a few people who do/have done drugs, they generally are cool people, once you get past that. this usually has to do with the fact that these people do have a lot of money, with parents who have full time jobs meaning they’re never at home, so the kids get bored with having everything and being good. thus, they go do drugs.
there are a good chunk of students that are about middle cl-ss, but since people only come on here to rant because they got picked on, you never hear about them. there are some sn-bby people in this group, but for the most part they’re pretty cool, down-to-earth people.
tl;dr, wlhs is actually a pretty good school to go to. people just complain constantly because they do bad things and can’t figure out why they’re in trouble.
kid 1: west linn high school seriously sucks, man. i kicked over a trash can and a teacher actually had the nerve to reprimand me! (this is an unrealistic representation since the people who usually do these things probably can’t even define ‘reprimand’)

kid 2: yeah, i know, right? it’s like they actually expect us to be good and stuff!

or

kid 1: i got this awesome new laptop for christmas, and i’m super excited about it!

sn-b: oh you rich people always go on about all your nice fancy stuff because you’re all rich and stuff.

kid 1: actually, my family had to scr-pe together the money for this.

sn-b: you’re a jerk for even trying to talk back to me. not worth my time! -goes off to smoke something-
a breeding ground for all those egotistical and sn-bbish people who only inhabit this earth to gain hatred from all other normal people. located in the richest town in the state of oregon, west linn is the place to go for bored, questionably intelligent, and alcholic teenagers who cannot gather a tolerable perspective on how every decent person on the planet views them. they are an outstanding school for high grades and remarkable teachers who have been known to casually sell marijuana to various students. without a $30,000+ car and an att-tude to go with it, your social life is non-existent at this school.
“i hear there’s three seriously fun parties going on tonight.”
“really? where at?”
“tualatin, a lakeridge party i think, and one giant one in west linn.”
“oh. well you meant to say two seriously fun parties. i’d rather not party with those rich, egotistical people from west linn high school.”
“good point.”
the primary high school in west linn, oregon. it’s also a synonym for “cultural wasteland”. most of its students are egotistical, affluenza-affected f-cktards who would spend their college funds on abercrombie and ipods if they could. and despite it’s educational performance, a lot of students have questionable intelligence. oh yeah, and if you aren’t out getting wasted frequently, you’re basically a n-body.
wlhs girl: what does “caucasian” mean?