West Newbury
west newbury, m-ssachusetts has a lot of nothing. west newbury consists of trees, tractors, deer, fields, and ponds. there is one pizza place, other than that it’s pretty boring. there’s a castle and also a log cabin. john cena (wrestler, rapper, actor) was born and raised in west newbury.
“i’m from west newbury.”
“you’re from west who?”
a town in northeastern m-ssachusetts. the residents are loaded with cash. the median income for a family is over $150,000 and the families in west newbury aren’t afraid to show it.
all the kids from west newbury end up at pentucket or private prep schools, and at that point end up blowing all of their parents money on drugs and alcohol.
there isn’t anything cool in west newbury; just the house of pizza, and long hill orchard.
john cena is from west newbury.
“yo, that kid looks like he’s from west newbury.”
“yeah, he’s driving a tricked out mercedes s-cl-ss.”
“probably his mom’s.”
Read Also:
- wet jefferson
sticking your fore finger or other fingers into our mouth and getting them wet and then sliding them through another individuals toes nate gave ross a wet jefferson while in the parking lot a muchies
- wet bangs
when your bangs are oily to da max! and your super scene and yu dnt care to even wash them as long -ss they cover one of yur eyessssss lawlz omg she has wet bangs. jessies bangs are soaking wet today omgzzz but shes not gonna wash them evaaaaaa
- Wet Lucy
when you fart when your’ -ss is a little moist and it makes a loud sticky wet sounding noise. can also be when you have diarhea and you fart and get a little wet surprise. “oh my god! did that boy just let off a wet lucy?!?!?!”
- wewo
1. complete joy or ecstacy; exclamative point in which kngers want to express their emotions 2. having an overwhelming feeling of making fun os someone; feeling of happiness when a knger has completed ultimate procrastination wewo was born when k & g were overly excited about making up a new word: huurah. k in essence, […]
- whatalosa
“what a loser” a way of calling someone a loser while remaining cool yourself. “i can’t believe you just keeled my level 55 druid! whatalosa!” “did you hear about what john did? whatalosa.”