West San Jose
the best side of san jose, california located just an hour south of san francisco. it’s got one of the state’s top public schools, lynbrook high school, and it is populated by upper middle cl-ss families that are either white or asian. it is the heart of silicon valley, and chances are, there is at least one person in each family working in either high tech or medicine. this area is entirely suburban and at the same time is incredibly sheltered from the real world.
bob: yo, where you from, homie?
jack: what do you mean, “homie”?
bob: you’re h-lla sheltered.
jack: it’s not my fault, i’m from west san jose…
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