Western Dream
similar to a wet dream, except when you wake up you’re still shooting.
(lee hears screaming from big slick’s room and runs in)
lee: what’s wrong? are you ok?
big slick: wow. sorry, i was dreaming i was starring aside clint eastwood in some crazy dream!
(lee looks down, then starts smiling)
lee: its ok slick. you are just finishing off a western dream!
when you wake up during a wet dream, and your little guy is still shooting.
guy 1: man, i had a western dream this morning!
guy 2: you dreamt about cowboys and indians?
guy 1: no dude, i wwas dreaming about banging your mom, and i woke up and my little guy was still shooting
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