westlake high
located in the heart of austin, texas, westlake high school is a school where the unofficial motto is “we’re rich, we’re white, we’re westlake”, you won’t be able to go through any of the halls without seeing the following:
-an average of 3 girls in sevens and juicy jackets making out with their athlete boyfriends
-an average of 5 stoners in all black
-15 girls with obvious dye jobs
-4 chanel bags
-1 asian nerd on their way to cl-ss
-no black people
football reigns supreme at this school, even though the volleyball team and swim team are much better than the football team. students can be found either at a football game or having a party where lots of alcohol and drugs are available to all. on any given monday morning, 85% of the population is hung over. cl-sses are insanely hard, though, and with a 99% graduation rate, it makes sure its students are all harvard-worthy. also known for having a ridiculous amount of pointless clubs and organizations, and for having the most r-t-rded mascot ever (why the h-ll is the chaparral the mascot anyway?). currently run by n-z- oberfuhrer linda rawlings.
just check the halls of westlake high. you’ll find your example.
westlake high in austin can be summed up in four words: rich, white, drunk and high. literally, if you talk to people here, you realize that even people who don’t look like drunks or stoners at all get trashed at least twice a week. while westlake is perceived as a “smart” school, it hits you that not very many people in here work hard, but rather rely on their luck to bail them out of situations. in all honesty, westlake is just another rich kids school: full of rich white bimbos who cheer on the football team, and then for the rest of the week point80% of the school gets trashed at some point
just walk through the halls at westlake high and you’ll see what i mean. it’s essentially a jail cell with ipads, eye candy, and sh-t if you know where to look
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