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  politically correct term for defecating after the inaguration of the united state’s 44th president, barack obama. when you have to p–p so bad it becomes your number one priority. randy pretended he was a secret service agent when he was escorting the obama’s to the white house. sorry dude, i got an important mission. i […]

• Fuck me running with a pogo stick

  an expression of incredible surprise, coupled with the feeling you’re getting it stuck up your -ss. what? f-ck me running with a pogo stick!

• LENGOIL

  half boy half serpent, loves to smooch, rarely nails his victim! uh oh! its a lengoil, lenny leave those girls alone!

• like it's my job

  to do something excessively, repeatedly, or to an extent that it becomes one’s trademark alyssa is such an alcoholic. she drinks likes it’s her job.

• like sex in your mouth

  saying that something is extremely good dude where did you get this milkshake its like s-x in your mouth

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