weston vt
a cranky, cliquish, touristy little hamlet surrounded 360 degrees by angry toothless alcoholic drug-addicted welfare-supported red-state vermonters living in rusted-out trailers and tar-paper shacks. the town itself is a haven for rich connecticuts with liberal aspirations and a fondness for the worst dinner theatre company on the east coast. if you like rubber deer meat and amateur-night reruns of the fantastiks and glaring, hostile, menacing natives and hordes of ice cream cone eating overweight grey-haired nursing home bus tours and the highest property taxes in the united states, this is your dream!
in weston vt don’t even think of going for a walk in the woods during hunting season. if you don’t get shot through the chest you’re likely to have a deliverance moment, i mean the ned beatty part! oh and by the way there is a vermont state law against m-fflers on all internal-combustion vehicles.
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