westwick disease
this disease is when one is scared to death by the sight of “actor” ed westwick. it comes in many forms. you can get it by seeing his picture(shirt on or off) seeing his hideous face on gossip girl, or hearing his name. symptoms include vomiting,temporary blindness and diarrhea
guy 1-i saw gossip girl last night?
guy 2-omg you have westwick disease!!!!
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