westwood

guy who wants to be black…but who is clearly white….
“its friday, yes it friday, yes its friday!”
a wannabe gangsta big radio ponse
“hey look its tim westwood that wannabe gangsta big radio ponse”
westwood is an ameteur vanilla ice. hes a mother f-cking punk b1tch -ss cracker clown. he is clearly british and yet tries to talk american slang. to quote some from many: “yo dog that is mad dodgy”… “holler”… “your ride is mad depressing dog”.. and moving on, why the h-ll have those kn0b rashes at mtv let westwood host pimp my ride uk? i saw the first one.. i thought “ok.. this white fool must be a one off”.. and then i see him on the second one.. and then, davina mccall is on it (what the f-ck??).. he really.. really.. lets down the rep of pimp my ride! xzibit and west coast customs made a name for that show, and westwood came along and took a white-mans-t-rd all over it. and the garage that the uk cars go to.. what the h-ll? ok first off, the garage has no name, and at west coast customs, they sit at a large oak table with multiple plasma screen tv’s in the back and countless chrome rims. at this “mystery garage”, they sit on boxes and write their ideas on a cardboard table that reaches just above their knees. and their names.. bluey… pinkie.. wtf?!?! i am ashamed to live in a country where they broadcast this sh-te show.
person who gets pimped: “yesss im gettin pimped”
-westwood arrives-
westwood: yo dog, your ride is mad crazy but your rust game is tight
person who gets pimped: aint u british?
westwood: no dog thats mad wrong, im a wannabe!
person who gets pimped: ok..
westwood: so come on homie, you want me to pimp this ride?
person: umm.. if you want
-person who gets pimped is gettin p-ssed off-
westwood: dog your ride is mad weak, you got a tight rust game
-powww-
-westwood lies there still.. bleeding-
-person who gets pimped repeatedly kicks westwood in his cranial area-
westwood: dog stop thats mad painful, yo, holler
-click-click-boom-
-westwood isnt moving and is bleeding from several areas-
a wonderful game company that made kyrandia and command and conquer until electronic arts cut it up and absorbed what was left into eala.
dude, westwood made another golden game!
among the cleanest and safest neighborhoods in los angeles, westwood is famous for westwood village, which is a shopping center, and ucla, the university of california in los angeles. westwood is home to a high amount of persians and asians, the latter of which because of its close proximity to ucla.

the glory days of westwood and westwood village were from the mid-60s to the early-80s, and ended with the shooting of a young ucla art student in an act of gang violence. there is still the occasional crime here and there, but for the most part westwood is violence-free.

westwood is also famous for having one of the biggest traffic problems in los angeles, and for having an almost complete lack of available parking. it is also notoriously difficult for businesses to stay in business in westwood due to high rent.
person 1: hey, want to go down to westwood some time?
person 2: what’s over there?
person 1: lots of stuff…y’know, like stores, restaurants, cinemas, theaters…
person 2: okay, let’s go see a movie or something.
a game company thats made games such as command & conquer
holy cr-p i cant believe n-body has the right definition of westwood!!
the one of many towns in bergen county, nj, where people from different town(even from new york) flock to on the weekends to just hangout and to meet up with friends, or go to the movies. people from other towns comes here just to see whats the big deal, but when they get to westwood, they see people everywhere. on the corner, by the movies, in the park, in the seville, and everywhere else people can hangout in westwood. westwood is also one of those towns where the cops will tell you, “keep moving or we will take you to the station”. they will do that(experience) and they will call your parents to take you home, even if you live in new york state. westwood is also filled with emo kids with tight -ss shirts and jeans that are a dark color.

you know your also in westwood when you see a car drving by with the music turned up all the way with either rap or techno music blaring. also when mexicans look at a girls -ss while shes walking by and then talk in spanish while smiling
prep kid: look at that f-g walking around in westwood
emo kid: shut the f-ck up (continues to smoke)

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