wet albert
insertion of the arm into the -n-s, spreading the fingers.
also see moist albert, wet adam and wet conjugate
she gave him a wet albert last night
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- wet floor
a form a payback to someone that entails deviant s-xual circ-mstances. one never knows the exact nature of the retribution nor the devise used for such and is unable to protect them self or avoid it. “that b-tch made me move the couches this morning. i’ll give her a wet floor.”
- wet cuddling
kind of like dry humping, but a lot more like s-x. guy 1: dude nothing happened between us. guy 2: you sure there big guy? not even a little dry humping? maybe some wet cuddling?
- wet gas
in the process of flatulating, an amount of wet, non-amalgomated fecal matter is discharged from the -n-s.the amount can be vary between a trace amount that may or may not stain the underwear to a full load being evacuated from the flatuator. after a hard night of drinking tim attempted to impress his roommates with […]
- Wet Knee
when you’re dirty dancing with a chick who’s on her cycle and she gets menstrual blood on or around the knee area of your pants man 1: did you see frank? his pants are soaked in blood. man 2: what, did he gat stabbed?! man 1: no, jenna was just b-mping and grinding on him […]
- wet punch
a small wet spot (usually due to urine) on a man’s underwear right at the tip of his privates. usually happens right after number 1. john did not end up getting laid with jane, after he took off his pants only to reveal wet punch.