wet blanket


tom stretch. the un-evolved form of “dity mop”. someone who is perpetually both greasy and emotionally smothering.
g-d i f-cking hat that guy tom stretch. who? oh, you must mean wet blanket.
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a negative person who tends to ruin other people’s good times.
don’t let joseph come on the vegas trip, he’s only going to be a wet blanket and take the fun out of everything.
someone who is over-emotional. one who dwells on their negativity.
“ah man that stupid emo guy always whines about stuff, what a wet blanket!”
someone who is generally in a negative frame of mind, sulks and ruins other peoples’ fun.
why won’t kate just pull her finger out and do something for once? she is such a wet blanket!
a person who seems determined not to have a good time and refuses to play or interact with others. someone who generally has a negative att-tude. in some cases people can become wet blankets because they cannot win the games the others are playing or continously lose, and as a result give up, becoming a wet blanket. it is important to note the continous offenses as a wet blanket can result in becoming a soggy biscuit.
1. zane: “no, you guys always abuse me, i’m tired of playing, i quit!”
us: “don’t be a wet blanket… you know what? you’ve done it to much, now you’re just a soggy biscuit.”
someone or something that could have utility but chooses not to.

this is from the idea that a blanket could be a wanted item, but is no longer wanted when wet.
mike is a really fun guy but ever since he started dating sarah he became a wet blanket.
a blanket that is wet.
man, i spilled water all over my blanket. now i’ve got a wet blanket!
that one triplet on my super sweet sixteen they keep referring to
i don’t wanna be a wet blanket anymore; that’s why i’m dressing like a sl-t.

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