wet burl
a big sloppy kiss, the creepy kind burl ives gives you licence for in his christmas carol, “holly jolly christmas.”
she was really young, but she was right there under the mistletoe, so i planted a wet burl on her.
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being drunk or krunk before going to a bar or other drinking establishment, so you are at the perfect level of intoxication, and so all you have to do is maintain your buzz. hey lets go bowling tonight. we gotta be pre-krunked before we go, that way the beer will taste good
- premature cinejaculate
hypothetically blowing your load over a movie before you can objectively think about it and your response is not reactionary. he totally premature cin-j-c-l-t-d over transformers when it first out, two weeks later he realized how much it blows.
- prespective
similar to “perspective” in concept, but a much more elegant form of the word. not to be confused with “prospective” and “porspective” a completely unrelated topic. “no i didn’t misspell ‘perspective’, ‘prespective’ is much more civilized.”
- Panzin
when a man inserts his head into a womans v-g-n- and thusly suckles from her cl-t or alternatively, chokes on the love juices of the woman. the man performed a panzin unto his wife, and never again could a p-n-s of any magnitude satisfy her. g–ts-.
- Park Cheesy
to chill in a relaxing way while listening to bad music hey this club really sux!! its cool, just park cheesy the chicks are hot!!