wet-crane
when you urinate after -j-c-l-t-ng and your p-ss/c-m slowly hangs down from the end of your dong like a crane.
‘i was watching p-ss p-rn the other day and it was f-ckimg rank’
‘agh, i bet the bloke was wet-crane like f-ck!’
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