wet fart
synonym: juicy fart
a special kind of fart which actually carries -n-l juices with it upon exit, thus causing greater casualties from the resulting linger. may cause your -ss cheeks to slip and slide as you run for the tiolet paper, and will surely leave a mark in your underwear.
f-gs get this a lot.
can also be used to express your feelings
“go suck a wet fart!!”
dirt–ss fart that leaves a smelly, brown-tinged, residue.
i let out a wet fart.
the ultimate in flatulence… it is when not only gas is p-ssed through your grocery hole, but a small mixture of juice from the colon comes out with it, producing a wet sound and a lingering nasty stench that one can be proud of. just make sure to go right to the bathroom and give yourself a good wipe after the fact…it is preventative to the itching and chaffing that will occur, also you may need to change your underware so use caution.
dude… my girlfriend took a whiff of my wet fart and started blowing chucks out the car window!! how sweet is that?
fart with sh-t
i farted sh-t
a fart possesing the same physical properties of a regular fart with an abundance of moisture (usually sweat). this results in a more audibly defined crackling sound as opposed to the m-ffled rumblings of the common rip. may sound like a shart, however wet-farts do not include a follow thru.
tom: “gross man, did you just shart?”
jerry: “relax, it was just a wet-fart.”
tom: “oh. p-ss the funions.”
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