wet fish
a fish that is wet and used for slapping people around the face.
can be used to explain just how angry you are at someone
i am going to slap you with a wet fish
a slimy, very weak and non-committal handshake.
i got such a wet fish handshake from that guy whilst on security.
the act of taking a shower and then jumping in your buddies bed b-tt necked without drying off. can be preformed at family campouts, church camps, sleep overs, band camp, etc.
did you see what cole did to david?!?! he wet fished him! his sleeping bag is soaked! that sucks!
c-mming on your hand and slapping someone around the face.
guy: dude, i totally gave that girl a wet fish!!
a kind of smell u would get when making a girl c-m her pants.
usulayy found on your fingers after a good ‘slip and go’
take a paper napkin, roll it up, dip it in water and hit someone in the face with it!!
me and jack were having a play-fight in the pub and he put a wet fish straight in my ear!!
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