Wet Hampster
a bad -ss beverage to consume the day after you’ve been rearended from behind by an old man ( in a non-s-xual way) at a complete stop at a red light!
wet hampster to be made as follows
kahlua
baileys
rumplemintz
add liquor all equal parts in mixer cup with ice shake vigorously then pour over a gl-ss of ice and garnish with a dead hampster you’ve found by the front counter of a stripclub!
taylor: ” like i’m at this redlight wasted at 2:30 am and this oldman who’s totally sober runs right into the back of my car at a deadstop”
estee: ” omg did the popo come?”
taylor: ” h-ll no i’m like dui or sleep? hmmm i’ll take the sleep and dream of my wet hampster !!!”
estee: ” good call !!! “
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