Wet Humping
like dry humping, but without any clothes on.
she wouldn’t have s-x with me, but we were wet humping for 45 minutes. this is the worst of all possible scenarios, because now i have been exposed to whatever venereal diseases she carries without being able to get credit for f-cking her.
similar to dry humping, wet humping occurs when two partners engage in grinding without insertion in the shower, hence wet humping. the p-n-s may turn red the next day if wet humping persists for more than 15 minutes.
my d-ck hurts from all of that wet humping last night.
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