Wet Johnny
similar to a wet w-lly except you are sticking a p-n-s in someone’s ear, not a wet finger.
guy: man, frank schooled bob by giving him a wet johnny!
guy2: is frank gay?
when you are in a bathroom stall, take a large amount of toilet paper or paper towels (anything ‘dunkable’), dunk it in the p-ssy/sh-tty water, and throw at target.
guy 1: timmy threw some wet paper towels at me while i was taking a dump, so i gave him a wet johnny right in the face!
guy 2: it’s the only proper revenge for being hit with a wet paper towel while p–ping.
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